One down

topic posted Mon, September 24, 2007 - 3:19 PM by  offlinec.
Marcel Marceau has passed on. One less mime in the world is a good start.
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    Re: One down

    Mon, September 24, 2007 - 3:31 PM
    Are we sure he isnt faking it?
    Whats he doing now? Dead man trapped in a glass box?
    If he was burried alive would he then scream or just pretend to?
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    Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:11 AM
    ive always wondered...whats everyone got against mimes? i personally hate clowns but at least mimes are quiet.
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      Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:13 AM
      Mimes follow you.
      It fucking makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck.
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        Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:37 AM
        ive had clowns follow me. and throw popcorn at me. and "accidentally" run into me. god they fucking piss me off!! ive never actually had any contact with a mime. but if theyre just like quiet clowns then i guess i hate them too.
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          Re: One down

          Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:42 AM
          Carrie and HL have me ROTFL (silently, out of respect for the dead)!!!!!
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          Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:44 AM
          I have had real life horrible experiences with clowns, once at a circus where I was dragged by the arm by a clown in the center ring . ( long story) And my dad used to tell me that clowns come and tickle my feet when I am sleeping.

          THANKS DAD. YOU RULE.

          I hate clowns with a passion.
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            Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:50 AM
            Where are you people seeing all these mimes?
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              Re: One down

              Tue, September 25, 2007 - 10:52 AM
              I don't understand clowns. It seems like most people hate them and kids are terrified of them. How do they stay in business? I don't trust 'em. I just have one name for you: John Wayne Gacy.
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                Tue, September 25, 2007 - 11:00 AM
                >I just have one name for you

                Ouchy the Clown.

                www.ouchytheclown.com/
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                  Tue, September 25, 2007 - 3:51 PM
                  Ouchy hit me once...accidentally. I guess I wasn't giving him enough clearance as I sidled past his sideshow in a crowded venue, but there weren't any velvet ropes or anything, ya know? I can't remember what it was...a flogger, or a buggy whip, or something, but it fuckin' HURT. Didn't do damage, but I was still pretty pissed off. Damned clowns.

                  Mimes suck...unless they're Mummenschanz. Those guys were cool : ).
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                    Re: One down

                    Tue, September 25, 2007 - 5:37 PM
                    Ok Ive been around, and Ive seen lots of stuff, but I have never met Ouchy. Thats just plain funny.

                    Mimes are like the homeless in Philly, even if you ignore them they still bother you untill you stab them with a No.2 Ticonderoga
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                    Re: One down

                    Tue, September 25, 2007 - 6:26 PM
                    I would have kicked Ouchy's ass, Grrrr!!
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                      Re: One down

                      Wed, September 26, 2007 - 3:25 AM
                      I can't stand clowns, they scare the shit out of me ever since there was an armed robbery at a design studio where I was a part time receptionist during university. Five clowns with big shotguns, yes I'll sleep well!
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                        Re: One down

                        Wed, September 26, 2007 - 5:13 AM
                        <I can't stand clowns, they scare the shit out of me>

                        Imagine how we feel, Our whole government is run by them.
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                          Re: One down

                          Wed, September 26, 2007 - 7:19 AM
                          "Imagine how we feel, Our whole government is run by them."

                          Come on, now. I'm all about insulting clowns but you've got to cut them *some* slack. They'd be doing a much better job; we'd probably at least have health care! ;-)
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    Wed, September 26, 2007 - 9:14 PM
    Hey, didn't he have the only speaking roll in Silent Movie?
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      Re: One down

      Thu, September 27, 2007 - 5:11 AM
      <Hey, didn't he have the only speaking roll in Silent Movie? >

      He had the only speaking roll in the movie
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        Re: One down

        Fri, September 28, 2007 - 10:05 AM
        Now Now, we've all had a good laugh at his death. I think its time to get serious.

        Could we have a moment of silence for late Marcel? oh wait....would that be too ironic?
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          Re: One down

          Tue, October 9, 2007 - 2:14 PM
          Has there been a funeral yet? I was waiting to see a parade of Mimes on CNN
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            Re: One down

            Tue, October 9, 2007 - 2:16 PM
            I can see it now. They all stand in front of the hearse and pretend to pull it with an invisible rope.
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              Tue, October 9, 2007 - 2:45 PM
              We should have a moment of loudness for him.
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                Re: One down

                Fri, October 19, 2007 - 7:46 AM
                I just love this thread, I can't help but laugh every single time I read it!
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                  Re: One down

                  Fri, October 19, 2007 - 11:14 AM
                  There is a perfectly logical reason you laugh at this thread that can be exlpained by science.

                  I have personaly done a study, asked a bunch of people and have come to a scientific conclusion.

                  My conclusion is that a dead mime is more funny than a live one, and that the funasity* is only surpassed by a mime on fire, or one hanging upside down by a rope that is on fire over a tank of tiger sharks that havent eaten in a month.




                  *Funasity - The amout of funny something is or spews forth onto you like vomit from a clown.
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                    Re: One down

                    Fri, October 19, 2007 - 12:52 PM
                    i find it kind of weird that more people responded to this thread than the other clown thread. do people really hate mimes more than even child molesting clowns?
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                      Re: One down

                      Fri, October 19, 2007 - 2:27 PM
                      It's just hard to make fun of a child molesting clown. I mean, I'm not fond of kids but some things just aren't funny.
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                        Re: One down

                        Fri, October 19, 2007 - 2:28 PM
                        Hey, you cant make fun of child molesting clowns. The vatican hates it when you make priest jokes

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