There's a shredder in my office and it jams if you put too much paper in. I started on Monday and noticed this immediately, to my annoyance, so I put a note on it as follows:

When you feed me, please keep it to 4 or less sheets or I jam up.

Thanks,
The Person After You

So someone, who obviously has sugar instead of blood running through their veins thought I was onto something and changed my message to this:

I'm a hungry little shredder but when you feed me make sure I have a balanced diet of only 4 sheets of paper at a time or I get terrible indigestion and get bloated and unwell. And you wouldn't want to make me a sick little shredder would you? Oh no!
Also, please change my nappy when it's full!

Thanks,

The (now) happy hungry little shredder.

Isn't that so annoying? Especially seeing as everyone will probably think that *I* did it as I was the one to put the initial note on it. I'll have to specifically mention it to people so I can tell them it wasn't me!