Hellavators

topic posted Mon, May 5, 2008 - 1:22 PM by  Michelle Lauren
Does anyone else hate being crammed into an elevator?
Polite hi, then you can't escape.
You glance up at the floors like you need to monitor the progress,
Or stare at the doors begging them to release you.
You can't stare at the people, though they are obviously the most interesting things in there.
And I mean, you might get to your floor, but then again - you might not.
You could be stuck pressed up against the wall of this torture cube for hours if the thing gets stuck
Breathing recycled air...

Elevators - where claustrophobia meets germophobia.
posted by:
Michelle Lauren
Canada
  • Re: Hellavators

    Tue, May 6, 2008 - 3:09 PM
    I hate elevators and feeling pressured to acknowlegde others, especially when you don't know or work with them.
    • DJ
      DJ
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      Re: Hellavators

      Tue, May 6, 2008 - 3:27 PM
      Worse than that is when they try that feeble attempt at conversation.
      "Soo...shopping?" "yup" "good day?" "yeah" "Spend alot?" "DIE!"
      • Re: Hellavators

        Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:14 PM
        Years ago I delivered flowers, everytime I went into an office tower elevator I would get- Are those for me ? (chuckle chuckle)
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          Re: Hellavators

          Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:45 AM
          "Years ago I delivered flowers, everytime I went into an office tower elevator I would get- Are those for me ? (chuckle chuckle) "

          That's just sad. Not because they weren't getting the flowers but because their attempt at humor is so lame. Really....just sad.

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