Does anyone else hate being crammed into an elevator?
Polite hi, then you can't escape.
You glance up at the floors like you need to monitor the progress,
Or stare at the doors begging them to release you.
You can't stare at the people, though they are obviously the most interesting things in there.
And I mean, you might get to your floor, but then again - you might not.
You could be stuck pressed up against the wall of this torture cube for hours if the thing gets stuck
Breathing recycled air...
Elevators - where claustrophobia meets germophobia.
Polite hi, then you can't escape.
You glance up at the floors like you need to monitor the progress,
Or stare at the doors begging them to release you.
You can't stare at the people, though they are obviously the most interesting things in there.
And I mean, you might get to your floor, but then again - you might not.
You could be stuck pressed up against the wall of this torture cube for hours if the thing gets stuck
Breathing recycled air...
Elevators - where claustrophobia meets germophobia.
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Re: Hellavators
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 3:39 PM
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Re: Hellavators
Mon, May 5, 2008 - 6:29 PMAnd don't you hate it when one of those people on the elevator with you is on a cell phone?
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Re: Hellavators
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 3:09 PMI hate elevators and feeling pressured to acknowlegde others, especially when you don't know or work with them. -
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Re: Hellavators
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 3:27 PMWorse than that is when they try that feeble attempt at conversation.
"Soo...shopping?" "yup" "good day?" "yeah" "Spend alot?" "DIE!" -
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Re: Hellavators
Tue, May 6, 2008 - 4:14 PMYears ago I delivered flowers, everytime I went into an office tower elevator I would get- Are those for me ? (chuckle chuckle) -
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Re: Hellavators
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:45 AM"Years ago I delivered flowers, everytime I went into an office tower elevator I would get- Are those for me ? (chuckle chuckle) "
That's just sad. Not because they weren't getting the flowers but because their attempt at humor is so lame. Really....just sad.
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